The planet Earth be infested with all sorts of unsavory mongrels what calls themselves 'pirates', but there be only one real pirate from outer space... ME!!
I'm Captain Drew, founder of the the Official PiratePalooza™ Pubcrawl & Pubsing, creator of the rPhone™, inventor of the amazing rPlank™, author of the Official Guide to the rPlank™, raconteur, statesman, corset aficionado, blogger.